Todd Rollison Funny Status Messages

   thinkin' about going out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for my right to party.

   can't believe he was snubbed again this year for "Sexiest Man Alive" title...Damn you Johnny Depp.

   has been invited to go out tonight, but I'm a little scared...if a girl spends more then $200.00 on me...should I let her go past 2nd base???

   wishes Carrie Prejean would stop sending me video tapes...I told her it is over.

   more then a lil surprise Mark Ingram won the Heisman Trophy, I thought Obama had it in da bag?!?!?

   Chris Brown must be making a new album, because he is going over his greatest hits with the judge tomorrow?